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February 2011
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“Holy elfers, could I get the number of the rubes who invested in this dreck?”
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July 2010
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Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?
This is a fucking stupid question. But I’d rather be a vampire if I had to be either one because I’d totally drink blood in odd fashions, like I’d get some dude to show me his dick and then I’d bit it off and drink the blood. lol.
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Do you believe there's intelligent life on other...
It’s impossible that there isn’t life on other planets. So yes I do believe there’s intelligent life on other planets.
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If you had to perform at the circus, what trick...
Well I would love to try chainsaw juggling, however my husband’s mother died in a chainsaw juggling accident, so I probably wouldn’t fuck with that because I’d probably get some karmic revenge or some shit like that. So I’d probably grow a beard and become the bearded lady, if you can call that a lady. :D
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What's the secret to happiness?
The true secret to happiness is not giving a fuck about what anyone else thinks. It’s being yourself regardless of who’s watching or what anyone else thinks.
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What kind of music can you just not stand to...
Anything with loud, startling, screaminess. Unless it’s got nice vocals that I can hear over the screaming. But I really do like almost all types of music.
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April 2010
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If you had to take one homosexual to the...
I am fucking speechless.
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If you could use any one kitchen utensil to chase...
oh god. the possibilities are endless because well we keep a lot of different and non-traditional utensils in out kitchen, but I’m gonna have to say my bicycle. Definitely. My second choice would have been a spatula though.
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What's your favorite thing about Nick, and this is...
My favorite thing about nick…there are way too many things to list. :D
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Will you ask me questions? I get like none on here...
yes.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To fuck your mother obv.
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I want to eat your face off...is this...
No. This is not acceptable in the slightest. I have spent thousands of dollars and too much time on this face to let some punk just up and eat it. Sorry kiddo.
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is it fair to call a rape victim, a rapee?
Sure. You can call whoever you want whatever you want really. Rape victim or not.I just don’t think it would be very nice to call people names that you wouldn’t say outside of your head.
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do you think you've grown up at all?
Do YOU think I’ve grown up at all? lol. Yes. I’m sure I have. I still have a ton of growing up to do, though.
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March 2010
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you claim to like your women like you like your...
Currently I am not legally able to answer this questions however if circumstances and laws change surrounding pedophilia in the United States, I would however, be more than happy to answer your question. lol
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Suga how'd you get so fly???
tens of millions of years of practice..
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did you wash the smelly scottcat?
haha. oh yes, I used a mesh bag actually, like Aaron suggested. :D
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did you try the dicks?
lol Tons, obv. it’s like throwing a toothpick down a well down there. I sure hope Trav asked this otherwise I’m cutting who ever said this’s hands off.
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did you try the dicks?
lol Tons, obv. it’s like throwing a toothpick down a well down there. I sure hope Trav asked this otherwise I’m cutting who ever said this’s hands off.
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i dont have a right arm… sounds like we were made for each other.
Wow. we could hold each other super awkwardly.
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how do you feel about niggers?
Anyone that’s ignorant should read a book read a book read a motherfucking book.
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do you loooove me? do you wanna be my frand? if you do, then dont be afraid to take me by the hand
lOl Not only do I love you I love that baby you’re growing for me, and I just found out yesterday I don’t have a left arm…
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I have no idea why I haven’t talked to you in forever. I’ve been super busy or super sick for forever. We should do something sooon.
We should mate soon. Obv.
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Are you a secret black?
A secret black what?
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why do you slay beards?
Obviously because beards IRL scare the living shit out of me (it’s not personal), and also disgust me in ways I can’t explain, if my husband were to grow one, I would shit, I hate the way ALL hair feels. ALL OF IT. Pubes, beards, head-hair,eyebrows, mustaches. Today I found 2 hairs in my food, I have never been so disgusted, in my whole entire...
February 2010
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do you like left beards? especially hagrids
Yes. I like all beards. I practice no beard-discrimination.
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OMG, your hair is perfect *-* ‘
Thank you…? :D
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how old r u?
Srsly? Are you gonna rape me if I tell you?
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If I were to tell you that, “You are the fast sinking anchor”. How would you reply???
Should I fall for you?
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January 2010
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dear The World, we are going to get married. love, amanda palmer and neil gaiman cross-posted to neil’s blog
December 2009
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