I’M ALIVE!
“Holy elfers, could I get the number of the rubes who invested in this dreck?”
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Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?
This is a fucking stupid question. But I’d rather be a vampire if I had to be either one because I’d totally drink blood in odd fashions, like I’d get some dude to show me his dick and then I’d bit it off and drink the blood. lol.
Do you believe there’s intelligent life on other planets?
It’s impossible that there isn’t life on other planets. So yes I do believe there’s intelligent life on other planets.
If you had to perform at the circus, what trick would you do?
Well I would love to try chainsaw juggling, however my husband’s mother died in a chainsaw juggling accident, so I probably wouldn’t fuck with that because I’d probably get some karmic revenge or some shit like that. So I’d probably grow a beard and become the bearded lady, if you can call that a lady. :D
What’s the secret to happiness?
The true secret to happiness is not giving a fuck about what anyone else thinks. It’s being yourself regardless of who’s watching or what anyone else thinks.
What kind of music can you just not stand to listen to?
Anything with loud, startling, screaminess. Unless it’s got nice vocals that I can hear over the screaming. But I really do like almost all types of music.
If you had to take one homosexual to the bone-zone, why is there so many dicks on the dancefloor?
I am fucking speechless.
If you could use any one kitchen utensil to chase Sean around the house with, what would it be?
oh god. the possibilities are endless because well we keep a lot of different and non-traditional utensils in out kitchen, but I’m gonna have to say my bicycle. Definitely. My second choice would have been a spatula though.
What’s your favorite thing about Nick, and this is definitely not him, because he always uses ‘???’ to end questions and I’m using?
My favorite thing about nick…there are way too many things to list. :D
I want to eat your face off…is this acceptable???
No. This is not acceptable in the slightest. I have spent thousands of dollars and too much time on this face to let some punk just up and eat it. Sorry kiddo.
is it fair to call a rape victim, a rapee?
Sure. You can call whoever you want whatever you want really. Rape victim or not.I just don’t think it would be very nice to call people names that you wouldn’t say outside of your head.
do you think you’ve grown up at all?
Do YOU think I’ve grown up at all? lol. Yes. I’m sure I have. I still have a ton of growing up to do, though.
