Sun
Dec
6
I Want A Million Kittens.
Things I Did When I Was Dead:
I Am A Smarmy Little Bastard.
I'm the calm before the storm.
I'm a terror to behold.
I was born lucky. I know this.
I change every day.
I am desperate and selfish.
Life is mine for the taking.
I am unbreakable.
I am not good enough.
And I owe you better.
And I am trying.
I don't have the answers.
I'm sorry I'm in love with another anonymous stranger.
I will leave this place better than I found it.
I'm not sure how it's going to turn out, except I'll die in the end, she said. So, really, what could go wrong?
I would have been in love with you.
And now you're in love with the future.
I was waiting for such a long time, she said. I thought you forgot. It's hard to forget, I said, when there is such an empty space when you are gone.
While I was busy waging wars on myself, you were trying to stop the fight
I Am A Smarmy Little Bastard.
I'm the calm before the storm.
I'm a terror to behold.
I was born lucky. I know this.
I change every day.
I am desperate and selfish.
Life is mine for the taking.
I am unbreakable.
I am not good enough.
And I owe you better.
And I am trying.
I don't have the answers.
I'm sorry I'm in love with another anonymous stranger.
I will leave this place better than I found it.
I'm not sure how it's going to turn out, except I'll die in the end, she said. So, really, what could go wrong?
I would have been in love with you.
And now you're in love with the future.
I was waiting for such a long time, she said. I thought you forgot. It's hard to forget, I said, when there is such an empty space when you are gone.
While I was busy waging wars on myself, you were trying to stop the fight
Fri
Dec
4
Hey hannah.
Geuss how many days there are till my wedding!
12
GUESS HOW STOKED I AM?
SUPERDUPERINCREDIBLYOMG-STOKED.
KJD:KDFGJSKDF :D
Me too!!!
Does anyone remember baby godzilla?
(via hymendestroyer)
Horns.
- Me: There's something in my eye.
- Keight: It's your jew horn, screw them on tighter or they're going to keep coming loose and poking you in the eye.
- when did I say this?
Sat
Nov
28
oh noes! where did her friends go?
through the seven layerss of the candy cane forest.
and then the Lincoln tunnel.
Why is facebook always asking me to help people find their friends? I don’t know where their friends are. Why can’t they find their friends themselves?
Because everyone is retarded?
you’re Sherlock Holmes?
I don’t know where they are, :{
oh noes! where did her friends go?
through the seven layerss of the candy cane forest.
and then the Lincoln tunnel.
Why is facebook always asking me to help people find their friends? I don’t know where their friends are. Why can’t they find their friends themselves?
oh noes! where did her friends go?
Mon
Nov
23
my wedding vows
Darling, your eyes had me sold, that day I fell for you I knew there was a love growing inside of me that I could not hide, I knew there was something much bigger, just hiding beneath the surface and I knew that I could not imagine my life without you, all I want is you, all I want is to spend the rest of my life with your hand wrapped in mine, when you are sick I will be the comfort that makes you better, when you are successful I will be there to congratulate you, when you are sad I will be there to remind you of all there is to be thankful for. From this day forward I take you as my best friend, my companion, my lover and my soulmate. I wish never to be too far away from you, and when we are apart you will always be with me, your love has made me whole again. I look forward to our days together as we grow and learn together.
Your eyes emit light, warmth, everything I’ve ever needed. This love song was always here for you, always intentionally there, childishly hoping you would hear it.
I love you.
Sat
Nov
21
:(
I lock the door
Turn on the water
Bury that sound
So no one hears anything anymore
Mirrors lie to me, tell me you can see
Maybe you won’t be able to recognize me now
I know you can feel, all the things you steal
And you’re taking, you’re taking it
Feeling so easy
Make me skin and bones
I’m always on my knees for you
You break like it’s even
When you’re leaving and
Thin, where the hell have you been?
Well sometimes it burns
Baby I’ll wash it out
It all look so big
Never mind, I don’t feel anything
It only hurt a bit
I still feel like shit
And I think you won’t be able to recognize me now
It’s easier to quit
Harder to admit and
You’re pushing me, you’re fucking pushing me!
Feeling so easy
Make me skin and bones
I’m always on my knees for you
You break like it’s even
When you’re leaving and
Thin, where the hell have you been?
Cause you always win
You always win
Laughin’ like it works
Bleeding like it don’t hurt
Knock you off your feet
Even if you need me
Tear you apart, and I hate how I need you
Feeling too easy make me skin and bones
I’m always on my knees for you
Break like its even
When your faking
it’s too fucking easy, make me skin and bones
I’m always on my knees for you
break like it’s even
when you’re leaving and
thin, where the hell have you been
cause you always win, and you always win, you always win
I will burn all this
"Well, I'm not comparing your head to a butt-plug, but it does seem to spend an awful lot of time up your ass." - Bill Maher
is it ugly in here or is it just you?
